Seriously, I poured my heart out to the guy. I think you’ll really like it.
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My gaming podcast: Paul and Matt Play With Each Other.
Guys, I do a gaming podcast, and it’s now weekly. So you can either go to pampweo.podbean.com and listen to it streaming, or you can hit up the big link and subscribe on iTunes, but don’t you DARE not listen. It’s half an hour of me and my comedian buddy Matt Saraceni being weird every week and geeking out. And it ain’t half bad.
I’ve just done a ten minute rant about a problem I had with the McFlurry. Please watch. I need help.
With a dry with like this, it’s no WONDER I own a castle in Scotland.
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This is my interview with Tommy Wiseau, writer, director and actor of The Room. For serious.
The alphabet of vitamins and boners.
So I was bored on twitter just now, and I tweeted the alphabet of vitamins and boners. Here’s how it went down.
Vitamin A. AWESOME BONER
Vitamin B: Uh… BONER.
Vitamin C. CARE FOR A BONER?
Vitamin D. DO YOU WANT SOME BONER WITH THAT?
Vitamin E. EVERYONE LOVE THE BONER?!
Vitamin F. FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON’T GIVE A BONER.
Vitamin G. GOT BONER?
Vitamin H. HOW TO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA? WITH BONER?
Vitamin I. iBoner.
Vitamin J. JIANT BONER. Wait.
Vitamin K. I can’t think of one for K. Boner.
Vitamin L. LUMBERBONER. That’s when a lumberjack get’s a boner. It’s not at all rare and lumberjacks work hard and deserve boners.
Vitamin M. MUGGLEBONER. That’s when a wizard gets boner for a muggle, usually resulting in mudbloodboner.
Vitamin N. NELLY FURBONER. Self explanatory. Hit single ‘I’m like a boner’.
Vitamin O. OCTOBONER. When an Octopus has all it’s tentacles replaced with boners. Everyone enjoys pie.
Vitamin P. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BONERS. I Politely refuse. Everyone boners!
Vitamin Q. Quintessential Boners: a leatherbound book all about boners. The spine looks like a boner. Everyone laughs!
Vitamin R: Re-Boner. When you have the boner, the boner go away! Oh no. Is ok! Boner come back! Re-bonered! Everyone eats pie.
Vitamin S. SASQUABONER. What. Woodland ape can’t be having no boner?
Vitamin T. TROMBONER. Has double meaning. 1. Trombone player with boner. 2. Tromboner playing boner like is a trombone.
Vitamin U. UP. The direction of EVERY GOOD BONER.
Vitamin V. VERHOEBONER. When idiot with long ‘V’ name does about eight hundred tweets about boners.
Vitamin W. WIPE YOUR BONER. Hygiene. Is importants.
Vitamin X. XYLOBONER. Line up many boners, play with tiny soft hammers. Everyone claps for you! Everyone eats pie.
Vitamin Y. Y U NO LIEK BONERS?
Vitamin Z. ZANZIBONER! Is like Narnia, only more African, and with more boners.
Every Friday I answer random questions from people following me on twitter (@paulverhoeven). Here’s my latest. Good GOD I need some production values, stat.
