Just hit twenty three thousand twitter followers. Time to pour myself a hot mug of humble pie. Note to self: metaphors are not like drinks. You cannot mix them.

Every week, TheVine.com.au publishes Lessons for Children, a webcomic of questionable moral fiber by Triple J radio presenter/writer/interviewer of Elmo/erratic television psychic Paul Verhoeven. This tumblr will trail behind a ways, so for the new stuff, you'll have to head on over to TheVine.com.au, where a brand new eight panels of hot wet comic appear every Wednesday. But there's something sort of appealing about the chubby kid trying to keep up. Mmmmm. Chubby.

There will be repeated, unapologetic references to Doctor Who, Carlton Banks, explosions and semen. So if you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, this is it.

If you feel so inclined, you can recommend Lessons for Children by going here!

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