Hottest bachelor of the year. Vote? Votey McVotenstein?

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9:37 pm - Sun, Mar 20, 2011: 21 notes

Hottest bachelor of the year. Vote? Votey McVotenstein?

So, uh… I’m one of Cleo Magazines Hottest Bachelor of the Year. If you go here and vote, I’d be stupidly grateful. I know it’s silly but I think with all of you behind me we can flood so many votes in that I’ll be put in a tux and given a golden egg or something.

Also, I’ll post a comic about this very predicament tomorrow.