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About

Hey there. I'm the host of Steam Punks on ABC3, i'm the video game critic for TheVine.com.au, I blog about games for MMGN, and I spent four years doing nerd stuff on Triple J Breakfast. This site will contain some of my writing, some of the webcomics I've done, and loads of reblogs of junk I dig. You can follow me on twitter (@paulverhoeven), Vine and Facebook if you like, but otherwise, enjoy my sweet, sweet tumblrings. Which actually sounds like a part of the human butt. But isn't.

There will be repeated, unapologetic references to Doctor Who, Carlton Banks, explosions and semen. So if you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, this is it.

How good are butts. Seriously.