LESSONS FOR CHILDREN

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May 2011

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May 30, 201144 notes
#Hogwarts #Starfleet Academy #Star Trek #Harry Potter #Lessons for Children
May 30, 201136 notes
May 30, 201124 notes
#Lessons for Children
May 29, 201131 notes
#World of Warcraft #Guild Chat #Egypt #Mubarak
Paul, it's bad that your 'likes' is one of my most visited pages. That's bad, right? It's like looking into your mind and seeing what runs around in there. It's also bad that I once spent half a day just scrolling through all of them. That's bad.

Not at all, Rose! Glad you like my stuff! Well, not my stuff, perse. I’m glad you like what I like Wow. That went well, huh? :D

May 29, 2011
Bahahahaha I love these comics, but the thrush one was incredible

Thanks! I’ll try and keep them coming!

May 29, 2011
May 29, 201126 notes
#Wharf #Worf #Lessons for Children
May 28, 201119 notes
#Sex and the City 2 #Lessons for Children
May 28, 2011163 notes
#Lego #Me #Lessons for Children
May 27, 201141 notes
#Angus and Julia Stone #Fuckheads #lessons for children
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May 26, 201113 notes
#thankpaulitsfriday #Paul Verhoeven
May 26, 2011375 notes
#Harry Potter #Snitch #Lessons for Children
May 26, 201121 notes
#KKK #Lessons for Children
SO I take it you would recommend seeing First Class? I'm a pretty big X-Men fan and have generally been disappointed by live-action adaptations.

Well for a film that fits into the chronology established by the bullshit first film, the good second film and the abortive third one, it works very well. Honestly, you can ignore all the action stuff, and just enjoy and focus on the character development, especially between Charles and Magneto.

May 25, 20115 notes
“

Just got back from seeing X-Men: First Class, and boy, are my arms tired!

…I was masturbating with both hands throughout, is what I’m saying.

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May 25, 201126 notes
#Xmen first class #xmen
May 25, 201124 notes
#Me #Gpoy
May 25, 2011102 notes
#Sarkozy #Lessons for Children
May 24, 201114 notes
#Sombrero #Oats #Lessons for Children
Episode 3 of the gaming show I'm in, Save Point. It's on ONE HD at the moment, I think. → savepoint.net.au
May 23, 20112 notes
#Save Point #Paul Verhoeven
The Rebel Flesh: My theory about part 2. EPIC spoilers.

Here we go.

I suspect what we’re seeing is the birth of the Auton race. Hence Rory’s need to take care of the girl. There are several other sound hints in there to support this, too, especially from The Doctor.

May 22, 201112 notes
#The Rebel Flesh #Doctor Who #Rory #Amy Pond #Gangers
I don't understand why you don't post more often on your tumblr, Paul.

Hey, you STUPID PEAR, I been BUSY! AIIGHT?!

May 21, 20112 notes
are you awake at 6am because you too been gallivanting around melbourne city going from place to place, gambling and getting rejected by taxis?

Hell no, I’ve been on the radio all night! You?

May 21, 20111 note
May 21, 201115 notes
#OH GOD
May 21, 201118 notes
#Lessons for Children
May 21, 201131 notes
#Conkers #GPOY
I already love all the previous Doctor's as much as the new ones. I love them all differently but equally. I will investigate these to deepen my love. Thanks! I can't wait for this life altering experience I am excite. :D

Of this, I have no doubt! I’m just looking forward to your ongoing reports regarding your mind being blown. Over. And over. :D

May 21, 20111 note
Dear Paul Your facial hair is both distracting and attractive. It is like a character all of it's own, and if you let your beard grow out, maybe one day your beard will grow it's own beard. Your friend, Sally.

Dear Sally,

My beard says hello. He only took four weeks to grow, and I’m already having trouble feeding him. He says that if I don’t burn things and break at least one antique vase every day, he will cut me. He will cut me bad. Help. HELP.

Your friend,

Paul.

May 21, 20118 notes
Wait - so did you or did you not like "Scherzo"? :p

Oh no, no, that was fucking epic. Absolutely primal, disturbing stuff. And The Doctor and Charley were in top form there.

May 21, 20111 note
i was given the '96 dr who movie thing as a gift last month but i haven't watched it yet in fear that it will kill my soul. i've heard some pretty bad things on it.. are these people that have told me it was bad lying to me?

I’d watch it, then listen to the Big Finish audio plays belonging to the 8th Doctor.

May 21, 20111 note
I'm actually working my way through the McGann Big Finish stuff at the moment - just finished "The Creed of the Kromon". I'd love to know what your favourite BF plays are.

6th:

The Marion Conspiracy, Bloodtide, …Ish, Thicker Than Water (I can’t remember the story that preceeded this, but both of them together, really), and The Nowhere Place.

7:

The Fearmonger, The Shadow of the Scourge, Colditz, Unregenerate, Night Thoughts, Live 34.

8:

Um… I honestly think everything, barring some of the post-Zagreus stuff, is perfect.

I ENJOY 5’s stuff, but it’s pretty light, and I enjoy the mind-bending material myself. Oh, and I’m only up to around number 90 right now, though I am up to date with all the new 8th Doctor stuff.

…Phew. :D

May 21, 2011
Great episode from the oldies was where a T-Rex rampaged through London. Think it was the Cybermen's fault...do you remember?

Pertwee! Invasion of the Dinosaurs! Great story. I’m a huge fan of the third Doctor, actually, he was my dads favourite. Personally, my faves are 7, 8 and 10. But you honestly couldn’t make me fault a single one, I love them all.

Hell, I’d BONE them all given half a chance.

May 21, 20111 note
My favourite is the Great Trout. Love me some cosmic hobo.

Ooh, I see you have good taste. :D

May 21, 2011
Let me guess - you sent her info on the Paul McGann audio plays? No, no, that's too obvious...

I might have. Maybe. They are, at their best, as good as if not better than Moffat’s material. You’re a wise one, you are. :D

By the way, for everyone else, you can watch the classic stuff here, if you WANT to explore the first eight doctors, which you totally should. And I wrote a Beginner’s Guide to Doctor Who for TheVine.com.au, and it contains episodes I consider pretty much essential viewing from each Doctor.

And the Big Finish plays are absolutely spectacular.

May 21, 2011
I'm completely agree with your sentiments on Doctor Who fans. Some of them really need to broaden their knowledge. On the same token though, for some of the older fans, Tom Baker is not the be all and end all of Doctor Who. Personally I think all regenerations offered something magical... Except Eight...but that might have been his vessel. This message seems to have run away with me to the point of rambling...

Amelia, I’m going to send you a link to something. That something is going to change your life. Don’t publish it on your wall, though.

May 21, 2011
May 21, 20117 notes
An open letter to Doctor Who fans.

THERE ARE MORE DOCTORS THAN JUST ECCLESTON, TENNANT AND SMITH, YOU MORONS. MAKE AN EFFORT.

Ahem. Excuse me.

May 21, 201136 notes
#Doctor Who
These gifs are making me blush, dammit.

paradoxthis:

More Verhoeven reations:

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May 20, 201120 notes
A humble (oh so humble) suggestion for the question and answer thing's name: The week is veerhover.

Ooh. I like.

May 20, 20113 notes
THEY'RE NYAN CATS! Look, I'm here to help keep you hip and cool! =D

AWWWW YEAH!

May 20, 20112 notes
I'll make the Curiageous gifs sometime later in the week when photoshop/my internet starts working again

paradoxthis:

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May 20, 20115 notes
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May 19, 201121 notes
#Thankpaulitsfriday
May 18, 201111 notes
#Captcha #Lessons for Children
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May 18, 201135 notes
#Tintin #Steven Moffat #Edgar Wright
This is part five of a web series I did. And I want to know what you think. X → thevine.com.au
May 18, 20113 notes
#Curiageous #Paul Verhoeven #Sleep Depravation
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May 18, 201112 notes
#Dylan Moran #Paul Verhoeven #A Film With Me In It
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May 18, 201118 notes
#Dylan Moran #A Film With Me In it #Paul Verhoeven
May 18, 201112 notes
#Lessons for Children
May 17, 201129 notes
#Out of Character #Thevine.com.au #Day of the tentacle #World of Warcraft #Thrall #Starcraft #Kerrigan #Portal #Portal 2 #Companion Cube #Link #Legend of Zelda #Garrus #Mass Effect #Brandon Keener #Alyx Vance #Half Life #Fawkes #Fallout 3 #Chrono Trigger #Dragon Age #Alistair #Gaming
May 16, 201198 notes
#Chap #Chapstick #Lessons for Children
Hello Paul, could you try doing a comic that is funny? I have Cancer* and it is my dying wish. *I don't.

COMING RIGHT UP, YOU WONDERFUL LIAR.

May 16, 20112 notes
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