Juan thought his night was going well. But then he came a kilo of that hot sprayable cheese from Taco Bell. That’s when the party started.
October 2011
10 posts
Hi Paul Verhoeven, for the first time today, i've actually heard you on the radio. I driving home late and my car decided to make the radio work for once, it was a miracle i guess. How are you?
I am well! Also, chuffed you’ve been able to hear my delirious, sub-par ramblings. How the hell are you?
your moustache oh my god.
I know, right? it’s the axle upon which the entire beard rests.
Can I touch your beard?
Of course. Walk around in it, if you like. IT’S LIKE GLORIOUS ASTRO TURF.
Shut up, Glasvegas.