Juan thought his night was going well. But then he came a kilo of that hot sprayable cheese from Taco Bell. That’s when the party started.
Hi Paul Verhoeven, for the first time today, i've actually heard you on the radio. I driving home late and my car decided to make the radio work for once, it was a miracle i guess. How are you?
I am well! Also, chuffed you’ve been able to hear my delirious, sub-par ramblings. How the hell are you?
your moustache oh my god.
I know, right? it’s the axle upon which the entire beard rests.
Can I touch your beard?
Of course. Walk around in it, if you like. IT’S LIKE GLORIOUS ASTRO TURF.
Shut up, Glasvegas.