LESSONS FOR CHILDREN: Archive

LESSONS FOR CHILDREN

January 2011

95 posts

sunonthedaisies asked: I had a dream I had to fight Darth Vader and his dog, which was dressed in a Vader costume. It was much more difficult than you would think.

leeatard asked: One of my all time favorite dreams consisted of me walking into my living room, to notice a bunch of penguins standing on my ceiling. One of them started yelling at me because they were trying to film a movie and I was in their way.

Best dream you’ve ever had. I may or may not need ideas for my next comic. GO!

denireeisabel asked: a question for the ages, so did you get sent to sesame street?

caliypsoe asked: Seeing as Hermione is the Time Lord of Harry Potter (Time-turner & Bigger-on-the-inside-bag.) I think a HP/Doctor Who crossover would be most appropriate. ^_^

Love your comics. =D

disparatre asked: Probably a really attractive animal like a leopard seal, I think. I mean have you seen one? If I'm ever attacked by dementors then I want my patronus to make them feel inadequate because there is something more horrifying than them.

clabwag-has-moved asked: I follow you because you're not only highly amusing, nerdily amazing and pertinent to my interests, but also, since seeing your interview with Elmo and Abby Cadabby, I have found you extremely attractive. That's exactly the sort of thing you want to hear from a follower of something called, 'Lessons for Children,' right?
Bet you're happy you have anonymous off so...

allyouneedisbrit asked: aw thanks! i'm planning to go to melbourne uni and get through an arts degree before i try for graduate law, which should (hopefully) be good!
ahh yes, you're so lucky, mr mccoy is brilliant :3 i'm very much looking forward to your upcoming doctor who material :D expect excessive liking and reblogging!

thesockthief asked: If you had to live your life without ever eating bacon again, or being forced to eat seven bananas a day, which would you choose?

oh-cigarettes-and-company-deact asked: I WANT TO BE YOUR APPRENTICE.

sweetbitterness-lyrics asked: I freaking love your sense of humor.* it´s fucking amazing..!*...
so, may i have a little part of your brain..?*

sockmoney asked: Hello Mr Paul.

I thought I'd inform you that my mum seems to bring your Twitter up in conversation at least once a day.

I can't figure out whether it's adorable or weird. But I have a feeling she'll be the one asking you for a photo at this year's Supanova. I think she's trying to be YOUR BIGGEST FAN or something...

keepthoseeyestothesky asked: THE DOCTOR MARRYING HIS DAUGHTER (IN SO MANY WAYS). YOUR THOUGHTS?

paul4allseasons asked: get up off my kool-aid dog

derivedfromthecavedrawing asked: Hello! Oh your blog excites me so. Its like a casserole filled with all the pop culture, political statements, and wishful thinking i want, oh and of course a time lord crumbled on the top. Keep up the good work mate!

fobay asked: I missed your comics while I was on holiday. It was a tragic. Looking forward to 2011 insanitude.

nikkisafox asked: I would just like to inform you that you quench the raging hormones of a teenage girl with your posts. I sometimes feel the need to kill those around me... Well, not physically. Emotionally... maybe even mentally someday; I haven't perfected my brain-zap ray yet. ANYWAY! I love your humor. It makes me grin like a creeper. I only grin like that when I am sincerely amused. Hearts are being sent...

sweetbitterness-lyrics asked: I freaking love your sense of humor.* it´s fucking amazing..!*...
so, may i have a little part of your brain..?*

Somehow, the 3500 followers mark passed me by! Holy shit. Seriously, thanks to all of you following Lessons for Children; it’s comforting to know there are like-minded people out there with such a high tolerance for my endless childlike bullshit. Also, enjoy a picture of me triumphantly dinging. It is a fairly accurate depiction of my glee right now. Oh, remind me to do a comic or two...

sugar-and-lust asked: Your blog is amazing. I wish it were a trench-coat or something I could swish around in.
And everyone would be all 'Oh man, nice trench.'
And I'd be like, 'I know, right?' *Flicks scarf*

thechoiceismine asked: Hi, I like your Tumblr. It's worth saying that this is the only Tumblr about comics that I follow. Everything else has been done or said before. Ten points to Hufflepuff for originality. I may not understand all of them, but the ones I do, BLOODY HELL they're good :)

lowaims asked: Your Lesson about dentists just made my day, since I am currently slumping here in a drugged up agony due to having four impacted wisdom teeth removed two days ago.
Thanks, Paul, a painful smile and nod to you!

monkeyfrog asked: I would love to see a drawing of you with baleen.

sugar-and-lust asked: Your blog is amazing. I wish it were a trench-coat or something I could swish around in.
And everyone would be all 'Oh man, nice trench.'
And I'd be like, 'I know, right?' *Flicks scarf*

thechoiceismine asked: Hi, I like your Tumblr. It's worth saying that this is the only Tumblr about comics that I follow. Everything else has been done or said before. Ten points to Hufflepuff for originality. I may not understand all of them, but the ones I do, BLOODY HELL they're good :)

comfortatthebottom asked: How would you live your life without ridiculous looking socks?

inmyclouds asked: I just recently discovered this little tumblr of yours. Each of your posts have unleashed a series of terribly unattractive laughs from the depths of my abdomen, tossing green-tea-laden spit onto my computer screen, as I scare the utter shit out of my half-sleeping roomate in the room next door. Thank you so much. <3

lowaims asked: Your Lesson about dentists just made my day, since I am currently slumping here in a drugged up agony due to having four impacted wisdom teeth removed two days ago.
Thanks, Paul, a painful smile and nod to you!

monkeyfrog asked: I would love to see a drawing of you with baleen.

inmyclouds asked: I just recently discovered this little tumblr of yours. Each of your posts have unleashed a series of terribly unattractive laughs from the depths of my abdomen, tossing green-tea-laden spit onto my computer screen, as I scare the utter shit out of my half-sleeping roomate in the room next door. Thank you so much. <3