LESSONS FOR CHILDREN

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September 2010

54 posts

Fucking crazy. Love it. Just lettin' ya know.

Thanks dude. This is really the only form of therapy I can afford right now. :D

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August 2010

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Some Nazi action.

All of this comes from the sweet infected teat of Lessons for Children over at The Vine.

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Reader Request Time!
  • Every Wednesday over at The Vine, a new Lessons for Children goes up. And every week, I take a reader request; you can basically fling up any outrageous shit you'd like to see in comic for, however bizarre or perverted or pointless, and I may just render it into a slab of comic goodness. So pitch away!
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Lessons for Children: Issue 12!

The latest installment of Lessons for Children, Issue 12, contains eight brand spanking new panels and is up right now at The Vine. Check it out and let me know what you think! It may or may not contain a Judy Blume reference.

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#Lessons for Children #The Vine #Paul Verhoeven #Mark Hammill

This is the only gif you will ever need.

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#Elmo #Abby Cadabby #Paul Verhoeven #Lessons for Children #The Vine
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Lessons for Children 11! → thevine.com.au

This is issue 11 of my comic, Lessons for Children. It features a cameo from Matt Smith, and includes some clumsy and violent political commentary. In the immortal words of Kevin Spacey, ‘Pay it forward, K-Pax’.

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Freddie Prinze Junior.

I just found out that Pam Grier was banging Freddie Prinze Senior. Which could mean… something. I think my penis is too confused to react appropriately.

Who the fuck am I kidding. WELCOME TO BONER TOWN!

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I Interview ELMO! AND ABBY CADABBY! HOLY CRAP! → thevine.com.au

I got to interview Elmo and Abby Cadabby from Sesame Street for The Vine. This is the baffling result.

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July 2010

5 posts

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This is a thing in a place.

YES! Lessons for Children now has a tumblr. You know how John Hurt got eggs laid in his stomach in Alien? Imagine that egg as one of my comics. Now imagine the gestation period was WAY LONGER, and the eggs could be passed on via the ancient art of crazybad makeouts. NOW, imagine John Hurt got a shuttle back to Earth and went on a makeout tour. This is what we need to do: BE THE JOHN HURT OF ALIEN EGG MAKEOUTS. If you dig Lessons for Children, pass it on, reblog it, whatever.

In the words of John Hurt: ‘OH GOD! OH GOD SOMETHING’S WRONG! IT’S…’ *pop*

/Paul

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