LESSONS FOR CHILDREN

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November 2010

58 posts

I highly suggest buying a rediculous comic reference shirt so we can be twinsies across great spaces of land. ONLY WE WILL KNOW AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS

I have a shirt with Karl Marx on it, and it says “I’ve got Marx on my shirt”. Would that suffice?

Nov 3, 2010
Will you marry me one day? So we can share our love of Philip Glass, Ryuichi Sakamoto, & (hopefully) Roadhouse? Please tell me that you love some hot Patrick Swayze ass in Roadhouse? -Jellybones

Sorry, you’ve totally blown my mind. Swayze has such a hot ass in that movie that I could shit pure rainbows. RAINBOWS.

Nov 2, 2010
Nov 2, 201030 notes
#Ernest #Jim Varney #Vagina Monologues #Lessons for Chilren
No, I was being sarcastic. You're right. I hate when people need a bow on everything. That's boring.

Agreed. I had to grab each of my friends and tell them that the point isn’t whether he’s awake or asleep, it’s that he chose to let go, he took control of his own destiny; he wasn’t at the mercy of his wife and his hangups anymore. May I offer you a high-five?

Nov 2, 20104 notes
Nov 1, 201091 notes
#Inception #Lessons for Chilren
respect, papi, respect.

Danke.

Nov 1, 2010
i'm sick and just got season 1 of fringe. How many episodes until i'm recovered? (ps i have the flu, like real bad)

I could watch the whole first season in two days, but lets say three. Good GOD I love that show. Get better soon!

Nov 1, 20102 notes
Oh my! I don't think you'll find anything too eye-opening. to retaliate, consider your tumblr lurked. :)

Huzzah! Mutual love of comics and surreal shit!

Nov 1, 2010

October 2010

52 posts

Oct 31, 201018 notes
#Tori Spelling #Voltron #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 30, 201025 notes
#Biff Tannen #Back to the Future #Time Travel #WWBTD #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 29, 201012 notes
#Friends #Chandler Bing #Serfs #Rembrandt #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 28, 201028 notes
#HNNNNG #Less #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 27, 201037 notes
#Elvis #Hair #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 26, 201024 notes
#Ed Hardy #Douchebag #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 25, 2010
#Fresh Prince of Bel Air #Carlton Banks #Alfonso Ribiero #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 24, 201026 notes
#Rudyard Kipling #Studyard Kipling #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 23, 201017 notes
#Grover #Muppets #Sesame Street #Fisting #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 22, 201018 notes
#Judy Blume #Fudge #Superfudge #Tales of a Forth Grade Nothing #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 21, 201032 notes
#Tampons #Dynamite #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 21, 201083 notes
#Talking in movies #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 20, 2010126 notes
#Return of the Jedi #Star Wars #Sarlaac Pit #Lessons for Chilren
This isn't a question but I'm going to say it anyway. Lessons for Children is quite possibly the funniest comic I have ever read. My room mate and myself just sat here laughing for about 10 minutes at no. 21 about slowpoke going to college. :D

Thanks so, so much. That’s awesome. You and your roomie should hug each other and then dance violently.

Oct 20, 2010
Oct 19, 201034 notes
#Puns #Lethal decorative objects #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 18, 201017 notes
#Frankie #Frankie magazine #Frankie Muniz #Lessons for Chilren
thank you for the non-stop hilarity. you make my world shine. now, if you would please sir, explain for me (through the wonders of your comic) the difference between Oprah's farts and Oprah's queefs. I need to know......

Great. Now I need to know.

Oct 17, 20103 notes
Oct 17, 2010
#Lessons for Chilren
Oct 16, 201042 notes
#Grilled Cheese #Vote #Lessons for Chilren
So this is going to sound rather pathetic. I created a Tumblr account solely to let you know how you're my new favorite person that exists in real life. As if the ridiculous(ly amazing) comic humor wasn't enough, I find Dr. Who references. Also your artwork reminds me why i find my six hour figure drawing classes monotonous. besides them, ya know, being six hours long. Your tumblr is going to continue to keep me up until my flight leaves in the morning. Keep it up sir.

That is the most retardedly generous thing ever. Thankyou so much. :D Where you flying to, stranger?

Oct 15, 2010
I like your face.

My face was carved from a mighty oak. So in a way, you should be thanking NATURE.

Oct 15, 2010
why are your comics the most wonderful things and why did it take me so long to find you?

I don’t know how to answer either of those questions. I think the answer to both, however, might be “vajazzling”.

Oct 15, 20105 notes
Oct 15, 201024 notes
#Boat people #immigrants #election #godzilla #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 14, 201012 notes
#The Monkees #Monkey #Lessons for Chilren
I must say, Sir Paul, (if I may call you that) You truly are one of the coolest people on the radio today. As someone who wants to forge a career in "the industry" for himself (eventally), it is super awesome to know that there is still super awesome people out there to look up to. Any tips? Thanks man.

Good god, I’m going to have trouble fitting my already enormous head through doors now. Thankyou. As far as tips go, just hammer at people, they’ll give you an in if one comes up!

Oct 14, 20101 note
laughing at your blog got me kicked out of my university's library today. just thought you'd like to know :D you're awesome.

YES! Take THAT, education! Also, thankyou. :)

Oct 14, 2010
Oct 13, 201036 notes
#Cereal #Breakfast #Orphans #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 12, 2010254 notes
#Batman #Bruce Wayne #Gotham #Lessons for Children
Oct 12, 2010107 notes
#Jean Luc Picard #Star Trek #The Enterprise #Lessons for Chilren
Oct 12, 201068 notes
Paul. I have to say, you are awesome. Your comics are awesome. It's awesome when you're on Triple J. The Lords of Luxury is awesome (Box of Matches was gold.) Your very weird sense of humour on Twitter is awesome. THE FACT THAT YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER AND DOCTOR WHO IS AWESOME. THAT YOU THINK JOHN BARROWMAN IS THE SEX IS FREAKING AWESOME. ... Ahem. Please, Paul. Keep being awesome. :D

You are ridiculously kind, on all fronts! I love what I do most of the time, so it rarely ever seems like work. Ooh, also, I’m totally filming interviews with Paul McGann, Sylvester McCoy and Sophie Aldred this weekend. I may or may not be having a panic attack over this. :D

Oct 11, 20107 notes
Oct 10, 201019 notes
I really enjoy looking at your blog. :)

Thanks! I can feel it. It’s like sunlight cooking a steak on my driveway.

Oct 10, 20101 note
Oct 9, 201043 notes
#Matthew McConaughey #Pie Chart #Delicious Pie #Lessons for Children
I usually listen to Triple J weekdays admittedly but heard you today as I was doing my impression of a puffle about town. Your voice was not what I expected, could I even go so far as to say incongruent with your Lessons For Children stuff? I just did. That's a good thing methinks. Keep me on my toes. Don't let me get lulled into some kind of false sense of congruent voice/pictures security.

I have many voices. All of them, however, are a pleasing baritone.

Oct 9, 20105 notes
love your world of nerdcraft/DJing/tweets, pretty epic. but unicorn enthusiast? instant follow.

Cheers! Yes, I do love me the grotesque offshoot of horse and spear: the unicorn.

Oct 9, 2010
Oct 8, 201018 notes
#Keytar #Lessons for Chilren

Next week I’ll be drawing up a comic I collaborated on with the guys over at fuckyeahpokememe. It may or may not involve an erection.

By which I mean, prepare yourselves for an erection.

Oct 7, 2010
#fuckyeahpokememe #pokemon #lessons for children
Oct 7, 2010
#kaleidoscope #meat #Lessons for Chilren
Umm I love you. I'm glad to see I'm not the only person alive with an "off" humor! Haha

Thanks! It’s not so much “off” as “mentally ill”, I think. At least that’s what the critics are saying.

Oct 7, 20103 notes
Oct 6, 201028 notes
#Winston Churchill #Lessons for Children
Oct 6, 201016 notes
#Nicholas CAge #Shuriken #Lessons for Chilren
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