LESSONS FOR CHILDREN

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Every week, TheVine.com.au publishes Lessons for Children, a webcomic of questionable moral fiber by Triple J radio presenter/writer/interviewer of Elmo/erratic television psychic Paul Verhoeven. This tumblr will trail behind a ways, so for the new stuff, you'll have to head on over to TheVine.com.au, where a brand new eight panels of hot wet comic appear every Wednesday. But there's something sort of appealing about the chubby kid trying to keep up. Mmmmm. Chubby.

There will be repeated, unapologetic references to Doctor Who, Carlton Banks, explosions and semen. So if you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, this is it.

If you feel so inclined, you can recommend Lessons for Children by going here!

12:25 am - Fri, Dec 30, 2011: 5 notes

I could win gaming entertainer of the year!

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10:15 pm - Wed, Dec 28, 2011: 62 notes

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GPOY.

10:36 pm - Wed, Nov 9, 2011: 104 notes

This is my face. This is my actual face now.

12:16 am - Sun, Nov 6, 2011: 39 notes

At a bucks night last night, a guy was loudly decrying the bullshit science of Star Trek. Being a moaning little bitch. I bellowed ‘IT’S MAGIC, YOU CUNT’, and walked out.

11:24 am - Sat, Nov 5, 2011: 70 notes

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I think this beard caper has gone too far.

5:48 am - Wed, Oct 26, 2011: 8 notes

Juan thought his night was going well. But then he came a kilo of that hot sprayable cheese from Taco Bell. That’s when the party started.

1:19 pm - Sat, Oct 22, 2011: 1 note

Q: Hi Paul Verhoeven, for the first time today, i've actually heard you on the radio. I driving home late and my car decided to make the radio work for once, it was a miracle i guess. How are you?