Hey there. I'm the host of Steam Punks on ABC3, i'm the video game critic for TheVine.com.au, I blog about games for MMGN, and I spent four years doing nerd stuff on Triple J Breakfast. This site will contain some of my writing, some of the webcomics I've done, and loads of reblogs of junk I dig. You can follow me on twitter (@paulverhoeven), Vine and Facebook if you like, but otherwise, enjoy my sweet, sweet tumblrings. Which actually sounds like a part of the human butt. But isn't.
There will be repeated, unapologetic references to Doctor Who, Carlton Banks, explosions and semen. So if you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, this is it.
this is a very very important video. please watch this.
this is super important just to the internet as a whole
Even if you’ve got no clue who the hell Phil Fish is please watch this video
What a fucking crock of shit.
Hey guys, want some easy steps to be famous the “right" way? It’s not quite as mysterious as this video would lead you to believe! Turns out they’re the same steps you’d take to be a decent human being! Be polite, be courteous, be humble, have a sense of humor. If anything, just try not to spout awful, hateful, flaming horseshit every time you open your mouth or hop onto a public social network! Y’know, just try to aim for at least ONE of those things. If you slip up and accidentally become an asshole, then realize the error of your asshole ways and try to apologize the best you can. If possible, try not to follow up that apology with “but your country’s games are f*** terrible nowadays.”
Seriously guys. It’s no fucking mystery why people hate Phil Fish. He is constantly antagonistic, not just towards people who insult him. If you’re afraid that the internet hate machine might come after you for seemingly no reason like poor Phil Fish, maybe just…try being nicer? Maybe try not to constantly egg them on? I don’t know, it really confuses me as to why people would try so hard to defend Fish’s extraordinarily toxic behavior. But hey, surely none of those people would attack me for calling out this bullshit, right? Where does the line begin on when you can call someone out for being kind of a dick?
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